'Surfer's music gone crazy: The record for the oncoming summer!'
(Freundin Women's Magazine, Apr. 05)

'Under the influence of country and surf the gang juggles a bunch of great songs being stunning not only on stage.'
(Prinz Köln, Mar. 05)

'The Pornick Casino mixes rockabilly and country, punk and lounge music, ending up in polka, driven by the fastest surf guitar in the Western hemisphere'
(WOM Magazin Jan. 05)

'Multiball is large-scale entertainment! Superfast guitars, howling vocals, bass and drums are pounding through 13 party songs and a great variety of styles. 13 years after the Cold War these guys couldn't possibly sound more united'
(Lüneburger Stadtmagazin, Jan. 05)

'The JPC even more masterly and nonchalant: Classic surf meets Eastern-European polka, 60's Easy Listening Shmock shows off on the dancefloor and mambos. Swift and punchy, great album (Multiball)
(Green Hell, Jan. 05)

'One of the most active surf/rock'n roll combos in Germany. And again it's 1. masterly, 2. fast, 3. repeatedly a hybrid deeply rooted in all forms of American guitar music bred in the 50's and 60's. but again they do their very own thing, fresh, fun-loving and with quite a nasty punch (maybe because the drummer writes all the songs?!) Somewhere between Velvetone, The Montesas and Surfpatrouille. Cool, man!'
(Flight 13, Jan. 05)

'The groove is blasting contagiously through the tunnel with the surf guitar screaming at the top of ist longs, Pulp Fiction in the Tunnel Bar'
(Westfälische Zeitung, Münster, Sep. 04)

''Americano', 'Viva Las Vegas', 'Lover her Madly', 'Theme from Derrick' and the brilliant balalaika-surf-twang 'Inferno on Brighton Beach' came on and the mob just went berserk and praised the combo like rock'n roll just got reinvented.'
(Slimo Internetmag, Ulm)

'Russian insertions are being brought into elements of pure American cultural heritage very rivitingly. Whether in a dancehall or at home, you cannot walk away from the Pornick sound.'
(Flying Revolverblatt, #25, 04)

'The JPC in the Slick 50 were really awesome: This is ROCK'N'ROLL! Al and me had us a real blast, plenty o beer, screwdrivers and yagermeisters, we rocked...'
(Franzbuster, Erlangsby, May 04)

'Also Leonard Bernstein and and the 'Derrick'-tune are being chased through the tundra at top-speed. That's a lot of fun. Especially the speed part, without the musicians ever seeming hectic or breathless.'
(www.realmusic.de, Jul. 04)

'TJPC do trash-fun-rock. All the time the guitars are buzzing away like hell. If Russian-American friendship is like that, we'll toast to that with a shot of vodka Putin, and want more of it right away!'
(Skug Magazin, May 04)

'The Cologne-Texan and his crazed Russian pals compelled even the most reluctant spectator into ecstasy.'
(WAZ, Apr. 04)

'Top-speed surf music having awesome bass work and hard tendencies toward rockabilly. Compared to many punk cover versions these renditions really turned out pretty good I feel. On the whole this record lighten your spirits and is a shitload full of fun.'
(Kink Records, Feb. 04)

'Elvis meeting detective Derrick in Las Vegas accompanied by the Russian mob playing lounge music in pink suits. Great and and highly recommended!'
(Green Hell, Jan 04)

'I really like it. Hard Rockabilly flying off in many directions - mostly to the East. Fantastic.'
(Raucous Records, UK, Feb. 04)

'Imagine a wilder deviation of the Stray Cats, including Tom Waits, El Vez and Dick Dale. Whereat there are always Russian influences, and also surf, country, swing and a little tex-mex and klezmer.'
(Swamp Room, Feb. 04)

'First chord hits you like an h-bomb, Hawaiian rock a la Dick Dale!, only better, fresher, more creative. We got Elvis-, Kinks- or Beatles-sonds, but it's all happening.....in Hawaii!'
(Gerd Stassen, Radio Ems-Vechte Welle, May 02)

'The stars of the surf underground finally deliver an album living up to their live shows. Old jukebox goodies like surf, country, hillbilly etc. are being mixed brilliantly. Fans of Deke Dickerson know the score, other should absolutely check it out.'
(Westzeit, May 02)

'Elvis is the Czar of rock'n roll!'
(Superpunk Magazine, Madrid, Sep. 01)